This is what we’ve become…

It Snowed Last Night

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
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8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
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8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
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8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
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8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned. It could have been two snowmen instead.
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8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
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8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures.
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8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
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8:31 – The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
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8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended
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8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
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8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
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8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied, “Snowballs,” and am now called a sexist.
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9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during severe weather.
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9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. Social services took my children.
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9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.

 

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